Call a Zolt ...

Need a switch fixed, chain oiled or bolt tightened? Need to chat about inequalities, love, books and anything else that's on your mind? Need a good long hug down an escalator, up an escalator, in the bed or just standing up? Need a long walk in the rain with someone? Need to hang out with a bad vegan? Need to punch someone in a cemetery? Need someone who spits in your tea while choking on toast? Need a great big spoon and a chest to rest on? Call a Zolt and he'll be there.


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